At first, I found this photo of a snail costume. Awesome.
Then I found this video of a person in a snail costume crossing the street. Awesome times two.
I have no idea if they're related, but the snails look pretty darn similar. Awesome times three.
Awesome times four: real snail mail. Send an electronic message that a real live snail will deliver. In his own sweet (and slimey) time, of course.